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This Calls For A Sexy Party!

So, not this past weekend, but the weekend before, I had my bachelorette party. Sure, I could've gone bar hopping and visited a male strip club, but where's the fun in that? I can drink for cheaper at home and male strippers all look like Patrick Swayze, which is just...ew. "I don't like men with too many muscles." Besides, how awesome is it to say that I had more sexy women at my bachelorette party than Marvel did at his?

Some highlights:

1) We drank champagne.
2) We played Catchphrase.
3) We drank more champagne.
4) We played Ask Zandar.
5) We broke out the Jaegermeister and toasted everything we could think of. I can't remember most of them now, but I know one of them was to Alice Cullen.
6) We played Mall Madness (halfway through (__inneruniverse had to leave to go to another party, popular girl.)
7) We drank more champagne.
8) We got ridiculously hot and put on bathing suits, then wussed out (well, Boo and I wussed out, Skye actually went in) when we got to the pool.
9) We more drank champagne.
10) Mister Softee made the mistake of coming down our block, so we tied towels around our bathing suits and chased him down. I told the driver I was getting married. He was amused. His wife? Not so much.
11) Champagne more drank we.
12) I believe I made Boo and Skye watch a tape of one of my musical theater performances in college, so I could demonstrate just how uncoordinated I am.
13) More drank we champagne.
14) We played Karaoke Revolution. I may or may not have secretly dialed Marvel and left the phone on the floor while we were singing "Hey Jealousy", and Skye definitely not so secretly recorded Boo and I singing (screaming) "Crazy". The video is dark but the audio is hilarious as hell.
15) By about...three in the morning, I'm thinking, Boo had passed out on the couch and Skye had to go. I woke up with a glass of champagne 1/3 full on my window sill. We killed four bottles.

Yeah, almost ready to get married.